For the anon that wanted to see me with black hair
i want this to be said at my wedding
I tried but she shut me down.
Need some bunnehs? :3
Jimmy Carlin - Flippity Flop Pit Stop
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
back in my day if you reblogged a post from your dashboard you’d have to make sure to open it in a new tab or window or else you’d have to scroll all the way back down through 15 miles of read posts until you found your place again
"whatcha thinkin bout?"
"oh I dunno… bandit stuff, I guess."
Jensen playing video games with his brother Josh
Note: The number of finalists in a category is determined by the number of submissions in that category.
- Nevada, a novel, Imogen Binnie, Topside Press
- Tiresias, Devon Llywelyn Jones, Devon Llywelyn Jones
- Wanting in Arabic, Trish Salah, TSAR…
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013