I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth
i know…. children are so disgusting…
How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!
Small Pets Are Not Toys
- Never buy an animal on impulse. You are toying with life.
- Store bought cages are very, very rarely large enough for your pet
- Never give a small pet to a child as a gift.
- Never leave a small child alone with a small pet.
- Fish do not belong in fish bowls.
- rabbits do not belong in cages.
- store bought bird cages are too small for any bird larger than a finch.
- chinchillas and rabbits live from 8 to 14 years.
- Some reptiles will only eat live feed. Are you prepared for that?
- Small rodents and rabbits can die of heart attacks when scared. Do you have a quiet home for your new pet?
- adopt when possible.
FUCKING THANK YOU
Nothing makes me more angry than people treating small birds like shit (all animals of course, but birds are close to me heart).
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone